CLEANING Diary

In lieu of posting a real post, I shall reveal to you my cleaning diary from last week... I have five draft posts on the go, of things I want to blog when I have time, but haven't had time lately! So instead of leaving the blog postless, I offer this poor exuse for a post - for now.

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cleaning day. let's go troops! ok, troop (aka me). ok. i ate. cottage cheese. now i should shower - it will get me ready to clean. but first? what is good cleaning music? oh wait. i should do a technorati search to see if anyone's linking to my blog. oh wow! there are some!!! i feel so famous! read the blogs. ok now i will check the stat counter on my blog. hm! lots of cool stuff there. interesting. ok. shower, then music, then clean. hm. what music should i put on? no, shower first. feed bella. ok. shower. wait, book car to take bella to the vet on vrtucar.com. hm, what's on cbc.ca? dude! my friend lauren was in the egyptian resort town that got bombed, for spring break. she started running low on cash so decided to leave, and later that day the bomb went off right under her hotel room window. uh-huh. brokeness might have saved her life - that's what her words were. if that's the case, then i shall lead a long, long life. touch wood. anyways. shower is running getting hot. gotta go. ok, showered, scrubbed the shower clean while in it. nice. *pats self on back* cleaning. so. where should i start. well i should get dressed first. check 50books.ca. Tee hee she's funny. though today's post not as quality as usual. alright, found clean pants, just looking for shirt. don't worry, i'm wearing a robe right now. ok, i have my triathlon tshirt. really i just mentioned it so that i could point out to you that i did a triathlon once. now i need my running shoes to make me feel fast so i can clean efficiently. oh wait, i can't take bella at four o'clock. need to cancel that car booking and make a new one. on my way home i'll stop in and visit rb @ rh. book new car. damn. no cars. ok i'll have to take her at 4. urg. ok go clean. may not be able to visit rb at rh but she'll be there next week too. hm. need music. need socks actually. then music. got socks. pink ones. now shoes. silver. fast. hm i should really use my gym membership. ok shoes tied. here we go. i love laurence wall. his voice is so soothing. must set timer so don't forget to go get car at 4 to take bella for surgery. poor thing. dental. ok. music? or cbc? hm. cbc can go thru whole house, music only in 1 room. hm. i feel like my eye infection is coming back. should take out contacts. or put in drops. ya drops. hate wearing glasses. laurence wall just said hashish oil. he sounds funny. ok let's go troops. stephen harper sounds like a fakey fake no matter what he says. yuck. go clean. go team! of me. sucks. rally! milk yum. so thirsty. if i clean, my reward tonight will be watching my new dvd affair to remember, and then frida which we rented ages ago, haven't watched and should really return before we thwart the blockbuster no late fees policy by keeping it past thirty days and becoming proud owners of the dvd. ok, seriously. this is ridiculous. shutting off computer. ack it feels like cutting off my thumb or poking out my eye... what if i need to look something up in the meantime???? or what if i have to emergency blog? eep. bye little cyber world, i shall return post haste... ... ... ...

Editor's Note: I shut down the computer and then realized something I had to emergency-ly look up on Amazon. Which led to checking email, which led to ...